You have 5 seconds to give up and run away

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:03:30 -0400

chickensgloriouschickens: We’re having a chicken luau. It’s...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:00:20 -0400

chickensgloriouschickens:

We’re having a chicken luau. It’s getting crazy over here.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:31:51 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:31:38 -0400

I hate my friends

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:15:58 -0400

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.

Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

Security Guards

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:09:59 -0400

Security Guards

lobotomyfail: The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:09:27 -0400

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

hardlyfunctioningempath: Will Graham texts

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:04:19 -0400

hardlyfunctioningempath:

Will Graham texts

stormwolf: #strong enough broship to overcome what could be a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:03:32 -0400

stormwolf:

#strong enough broship to overcome what could be a jealousy-inducing love triangle quadrangle whatever

Damn straight.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:17:13 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:23:38 -0400

impulsive-lov3: …. Hahahaha

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:21:50 -0400

impulsive-lov3:

…. Hahahaha

feyminism: Just one, I’m a few, no family too, who am I? #6...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:17:23 -0400

feyminism:

Just one, I’m a few, no family too, who am I?

#6 different actors to me

toastlove: libran-soda: syverce: crimsonakane: jedibusiness: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:09:22 -0400

toastlove:

libran-soda:

syverce:

crimsonakane:

jedibusiness:

If we ever get to the post-apocalyptic era, I hope everyone dresses like this. Hot damn.

NEED

I have reblogged these before but I still like them. Especially bottom left.

*drools*

I would buy this

"1. I say, ‘I am fat.’ He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’ I wonder why I cannot be both. He kisses me..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:44:00 -0400

“

1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
hard.

2.
My college theater professor once told me
that despite my talent,
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.
We do plays that involve singing animals
and children with the ability to fly,
but apparently no one
has enough willing suspension of disbelief
to go with anyone loving a fat girl.
I daydream regularly
about fucking my boyfriend vigorously on his front lawn.

3.
On the mornings I do not feel pretty,
while he is still asleep,
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,
for a punchline,
for other girls’ phone numbers.

4.
When we hold hands in public,
I wonder if he notices the looks —
like he is handling a parade balloon on a crowded sidewalk;
if he notices that my hands are now made of rope.

5.
Dear Cosmo: Fuck you.
I will not take sex tips from you
on how to please a man you think I do not deserve.

6.
He tells me he loves me with the lights on.

7.
I can cup his hip bone in my hand,
feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.
He does not believe me when I tell him he is beautiful.
Sometimes I fear the day he does will be the day he leaves.

8.
The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop
assumes we are just friends
and flirts over the counter.
I spend the next two weeks
mentally replacing myself with her
in all of our photographs.
When I admit this to him
we spend the evening taking new photos together.
He will not let me delete a single one of them.

9.
The phrase “Big girls need love too” can die in a fire.
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.
Loving me is not a fetish.
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty.
I am not a fucking novelty.

10.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says, ‘No. You are so much more’,
and kisses me
hard.

”

- Rachel Wiley (via iggysodapop)

I’m sobbing now.

(via sugarpoppins)

darnni: THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL WHAT ARE...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:28:46 -0400

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:27:51 -0400

anglosexualsunited: i like where this man’s priorities lie

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:22:42 -0400

anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:13:20 -0400

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